Saturday, June 12, 2010

Ah Beng,,,,and his joke,,,,,,,,

Ah Beng,,,,,

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie wif  his 18 friends?

Because below 18 not allowed lah!
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set,He goes to a shop,

Ah Beng: "Do you have a TV color?"
Salesgirl: "Yes!"
Ah Beng: "Give me a green one,please,,,"

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job,He supplied the information for the columns on Name,Age,Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected",but he is not sure of the question.After much thought,he writes "Yes"
Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng: "What is that shiny object?"
Salesgirl" "That is a thermos flask"
Ah Beng: "What does it do?"
Salesgirl: "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng:"I'll buy it"
Next day,Ah Beng goes to work wif his thermos flask
Boss:What is that shiny object?"
Ah Beng :"it's a thermos flask"
Boss:"What does it do?"
A Beng :"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss:"What do you have in it?"
Ah Beng: "2 cups of coffee and 1 cup of ice cream"
After taking photocopies of documents
Ah Beng Always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911??
Because he can't find the number 11(eleven) on the phone,
Ah beng Wif 2 red ears went to doctor,the doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,"I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring,lah-but instead of picking up the phone ,i accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear,lah""oh dear!"the doctor xclaimed in,
disbelief,"but,,,,,what happened to other ear?"Ah Beng answered:"that stupid dumbo called back lah!!!!"
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzles  to a friend,
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTH TO DO IT",Ah Beng brags"5 MONTH?THAT"S TOO LONG",the friend exclaims,"YOU ARE FOOL".
Ah beng replies "SEE THE BOX,it is written for 4-7 years,
At Bar in New York,the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks,""AND YOU SIR?" Ah Beng replies,"TAN AH BENG,!MARRIED,lah"


  1. wak:hahahha,,,welcome,,,,klaka la,,,

  2. HAHAHAHAHAHA...nice one..i like the thermos flask one so much..LOL...and the iron one..hahahaha

  3. ahhhaha,,,guys,,,m luf-ing too,,,hehhehe,,,,,

  4. Eza, terima kasih banyak kerana sertai blog saya tu. Selamat datang, ya.

  5. ehhehe,,,xde masaalah,,,,klu u bminat pown ble join blog i,,ehhehhe,,,,thx,,,

  6. lol,real funny,thanks for sharing~

  7. thx cat...i'll nang urs too,,,,

  8. Haahahaha.. funny ah beng...LOL...buleh buat geng

  9. Hai, Eza. Hari ni cerita apa pulak? Fasal Ah Beng lagi ke? Hee.