woman vs man!funny....

Girl to her boyfriend:
> > - One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
> > The guy replies:
> > - Thanks for the warning.
> >
> > A husband was asked:
> > - Do you talk to your wife after sex?
> > He replied:
> > - Depends, if I can find a phone.
> >
> > Man to wife on wedding night:
> > - Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
> > - Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
> >
> > Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?
> > - Because people started licking the wrong side.
> >
> > A wife asked her husband:
> > - What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
> > He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
> > - I like your sense of humor.
> >
> > AND THE WINNER IS:
> >
> > Doctor to his lady patient:
> > - You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three
> > times a day as I advised?
> > Lady to doctor:
> > - Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.