ikan singgang masakan segera yg sedap sekali............

Resipi nyer:
-Ikan yg korng ske,,,,tp bese ikan mate beso ngn ikan selar kuning jerk yg ak tgk org2 masak...
-bawang merah
-Bawang putih
-halia.
-kunyit
-serai
-aer asam jawa
 yg korng perlu wat senang jerk,korng tumbuk lah sume yg diatas,,,
pastuh kang korng tumis jerk,agk2 cm rencah tuh dah kuning....korng masukkan ikan.
pastuh korng masukkn lah aer ikut yg korng ske.Klu korng ske byk kuah korng letak lah byk..
Garam yg serbuk perasa jgn lupew.asam jawe korng letak ikut korng jugak,yela ad orng xske masam sgt kan...
Part pling syok...masuk pinggan....makan.

Klu korng free ad mase smpai xtau nk wtpe korang try lah erk!...hehehehhe

Ibu engkau lah ratu hatiku.......

Ibu
Engkau lah manusia pertama yg ku lihat dikala ku mengenal dunia,
Dikala aku mula bertutur perkataan "ibu" lah yg pertama ku sebut,
dikala ku susah bersedih hati,
engkau lah orang pertama yg mendengar rintihanku,
diriku insan kerdil,
dikala aku jatuh engkau lah yg memberiku semangat,
dikala ku senang engkau lah yg paling gembira,
terkadang diri ini terlalu sibuk,
terlalu mengejar dunia,
engkau mengingatkan ku,
jangan dilupakan Allah,
aku takot dikala dirimu tiada nanti,
tiada lagi tempat aku nk bermanja,
tiada lagi kata2 membina,
Ya Allah Engkau panjangkan lah umur ibuku,
berikanlah dy kesihatan yg sempurna,
dialah ibuku,
yg paling ku sayang!

Can U beat this Explanation?????

An employees of an organization took 10 days Leave Without any notice.

When he returned his HR asked for explanation.
The employee said "Sir, my mom died unexpectedly" .

The HR let it go at That. After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time the said his Father died.

Then the HR got changed.

After 3 months the same pattern Repeated.
And the employee gave the explanation that his mom died.
After 3 months same thing again...
And this time his father died.

This Happened repeatedly for 2 years.
At the end, one HR checked his past Records and told him, "I have caught you red handed, How come in the Past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your dad has died five Times?"

NOW GUESS THE ANSWER...

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To which the guy said, "Sir, my mom died and my father remarried. Then my father died and my new mom remarried. Then my mom died and the new Father remarried. This has been going on and on and on and..."